A WASTE of VAGINA JUICE

A 3 min rant, ok..this had me dying laughing... ..Unfortunately..Did'nt the sista hit it on the head? (no pun intended)I hate 2 admit it but ..."I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND U GIRL!!" "ROOKIES!!!" “If a girl answers her phone right in the middle of ya’ll f**king you are not the business!!!” “Don’t try to talk to me while we are having sex and you know it’s bad” “Don’t think you are compensating just because you put a magnum on. The bottom line is, Everybody can wear a magnum. Everybody doesn’t fit a magnum” "Brothas if you happen 2 be given classes, sign in and leave an e-mail address"

NO EATING COCAINE OUTTA THE VAGINA!!

NYPD helicopter pilot Jon Goldin who claims to have tested positive for cocaine usage late in 2006 because he “must have ingested it” while performing oral sex on his girlfriend, will not be allowed to have his job back a judge has just ruled. According to reports Jon is claiming that his girlfriend at the time Coreen was a heavy user who possibly passed traces of the drug to him during sex and after he found out he tested positive he ended the relationship. According to the report: “She never told [Goldin] about her drug use,” court records say. The couple met at a punk concert and, according to court records, they “would often sweat” while having sex “three or four times per week.” More than 70 friends went to bat for the ex-cop, saying they had never seen him take even a sip of coffee and that he abstained at bars while others drank booze. via:lifefiles