"COCAINE Found In Turkey..? " Um, usually turkey makes you sleepy.. WOW..This is definately a new kinda upper --The next man made bird flu?

According to the AP: Peruvian police investigating a tip-off found nearly 5kg of cocaine hidden inside two live turkeys. Officers discovered the drugs in oval-shaped plastic capsules sewn into the birds when they stopped a Turismo Ejecutivo SRL bus outside the city of Tarapoto in San Martin. Anti-drugs police chief Otero Gonzalez said that officers did not find any cocaine when they first searched the crate but noted that the two live turkeys it contained were bloated. "Lifting up the feathers of the bird in the chest area, police detected a handmade seam," he said. One of the turkeys was found to contain 11 capsules holding 1.9kg of cocaine, while the other had 17 capsules weighing 2.9kg.Both birds reportedly survived the operation to remove the narcotics.

Coca- Cola Lite Bottles By: Roberto Cavalli

Yep, Roberto Cavelli designed these, while I was tripp'n on the new "Club Coke" bottles.. ...I SLEPT Only 300, 000 were made..and now they're no longer avail...(SOWWY)

NO EATING COCAINE OUTTA THE VAGINA!!

NYPD helicopter pilot Jon Goldin who claims to have tested positive for cocaine usage late in 2006 because he “must have ingested it” while performing oral sex on his girlfriend, will not be allowed to have his job back a judge has just ruled. According to reports Jon is claiming that his girlfriend at the time Coreen was a heavy user who possibly passed traces of the drug to him during sex and after he found out he tested positive he ended the relationship. According to the report: “She never told [Goldin] about her drug use,” court records say. The couple met at a punk concert and, according to court records, they “would often sweat” while having sex “three or four times per week.” More than 70 friends went to bat for the ex-cop, saying they had never seen him take even a sip of coffee and that he abstained at bars while others drank booze. via:lifefiles