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Showing posts with label artificial flavor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label artificial flavor. Show all posts
Sunday
Artificial Flavor
Are LED Eyelashes The Womans New App?
Look 1st it was fake nails by Lee, then weaves..
and when women had their fill on those ..
.. it became almost like ..
"what else can I put on that can enhance my fake self?"
Like a a habit forming obsession 2 add an artifical
accessory 2 a human body..kinda similar 2 an iPhone app.
Um, but permanent alterations? Really?
So..next the breast implants where the thang..
and the following year it was butt injections..
..prolly cause Beyonce had hooked the mainstream
and big asses were no longer 4 overweight phat girls,
that had lived on a souldfood diet.. but some xtra
trunk junk was now the envy of white America , and
..(valley gurl voice)---> "Like OMG..now I so
feel the need 2 just be just as Bootylicious..as
those women my mom had always said were fat".
Oh, but don't trip..it was'nt just white women..
..it was asian, greek, latino and black women
- and a many chick who was get'n paid via G-$tring
Some woman had enuuf heart 2 say,
"I love their big lips", so they made
collagen injections and all of a sudden lip gloss
really started pop'n! That was'nt enuff as much as
brown ppl sucked, the laying on the beach 2 become
bronze had become dangerous, and the tanning
salon still took 2 much tyme, then wha-lah!!.
--> In walks the spray tan invention that quickly
allows you 2 get ur whole body airbrushed brown
like a gigantic acrylic nail and be on your way.
In 2000 the evolution of false eyelashes had
come full circle and last year, believe it
or not Ripley..some1 thought weaving eyebrows
was a good look. NOT!
Most women @ some point or another
have been held "Hair Hostage In America"..
but are we losing our dam minds?
Now LED Eyelashes?..Is this what MEN are digg'n nowadays?
Technology is about 2 turn out artifical flavor lovers!!
Truth be it told, most women are more concerned with
how they look due 2 the next woman critiquing them.
O.k. do you ..it's nice 2 have choices and options,
plus some of this stuff sometimes may be fun, there
are all kinda role playing fetish zombies amongst us.
As long as errythang on a woman is artificial, she
can never trip on not having A REAL MAN, right?
REALTALK:
Ladies, "Check Yo Ingredients"
Start pheeling Ur dam self, let's make sure
we're balancing the inner with the outter
cause ..Artifical Flavor is just that!
LED Eyebrows by:
soomipark

The Don Juan of:
"ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR"
Most ppl don't listen, they have DEF EARS
..They ask questions and just w8 for you 2 finish
talking so they can say whatever it is they
wanted 2 say in the 1st place, and won't dare
incorporate any part of the answer you just gave
in2 their guestimated theory of ..
"Why did you ...so and so or whatever?"
I believe if you meet some1, that person should
add something 2 your life, (AS YOU SHOULD THEIRS)
hopefully something new, something perhaps you have'nt
been exposed 2, seriously how delightful would that be?
..even the possiblity of the un-experienced ..everyday..?
If you have a str8 out work life...(((PERIOD)))
and your quick 2 say is.."All i do is work"
you really have no life..Just a way 2 support yourself..
and believe me, U ARE boring..and usually end up in
the already phuked him/or her "X-FILES" (don't you?)
if not, you spend tyme with people just like you,
that also have nothing 2 add 2 your life and the
mere possibility of mental molestation happening iz
ZERO ..oh, you also think they're boring..?
(blank stare)
What makes you laff uncontrolably?
What do you do when your not working?
What would you do if you never had 2 work
again a day in your life? Still NOTHING?
I love BEAUTIFUL MEN, but detest a brotha
that wants 2 hang wit a sista, and amomgst hiz
boys he's a self proclaimed Don Juan, yet has
NO IDEA where 2 go, or what 2 do with ME?
He has absolutely NO SEDUCTION SKILLS ...
"HE is The Don Juan of Artifical FLAVOR!"
After chat'n up a woman 4 a minute, asking her
what she likes, loves, wants and hates...he's
still "CLUELESS"..or intimidated and again,
this is because ppl listen with DEF EARS.
Now ,I know many women are messing it up 4 sistas
like me. They expect nothing more than a happy meal
and some weak Richard, none the less settling 4 a piece
of a man..don't feel special brothas..I mean ANY man!
I AM NOT FATTENING FLYS 4 FROGS
Meaning I AM NOT exposing some 28-40 year old
man 2 the greatest things ever, just 2 later move
on, and now he's boasting 2 the next woman about
how cultivated and diversed he is? Well, not unless
he has some major hidden talents..hahaha?
No you bring it!! (the NOISE & the PHUNK!)
You could be 100 years old, with no
life experiences and what would that make you?..
"AN OLD FOOL" not an "OLD WISEMAN"
Earth is only 1 planet...U deserve 2 LIVE life
like it's your final ADVENTURE- Times Wasting!
"If this is you
entering some1's world..
Male or Female,
..What will you add
2 their life,and..
why should they allow
you in their space?"
Think About It.
p.s.
I PREFER 2 GO 2 THE MOVIES BY MYSELF,
Men talk 2 dayyum much..hahaha!!

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