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Artificial Flavor
Are LED Eyelashes The Womans New App?
Look 1st it was fake nails by Lee, then weaves..
and when women had their fill on those ..
.. it became almost like ..
"what else can I put on that can enhance my fake self?"
Like a a habit forming obsession 2 add an artifical
accessory 2 a human body..kinda similar 2 an iPhone app.
Um, but permanent alterations? Really?
So..next the breast implants where the thang..
and the following year it was butt injections..
..prolly cause Beyonce had hooked the mainstream
and big asses were no longer 4 overweight phat girls,
that had lived on a souldfood diet.. but some xtra
trunk junk was now the envy of white America , and
..(valley gurl voice)---> "Like OMG..now I so
feel the need 2 just be just as Bootylicious..as
those women my mom had always said were fat".
Oh, but don't trip..it was'nt just white women..
..it was asian, greek, latino and black women
- and a many chick who was get'n paid via G-$tring
Some woman had enuuf heart 2 say,
"I love their big lips", so they made
collagen injections and all of a sudden lip gloss
really started pop'n! That was'nt enuff as much as
brown ppl sucked, the laying on the beach 2 become
bronze had become dangerous, and the tanning
salon still took 2 much tyme, then wha-lah!!.
--> In walks the spray tan invention that quickly
allows you 2 get ur whole body airbrushed brown
like a gigantic acrylic nail and be on your way.
In 2000 the evolution of false eyelashes had
come full circle and last year, believe it
or not Ripley..some1 thought weaving eyebrows
was a good look. NOT!
Most women @ some point or another
have been held "Hair Hostage In America"..
but are we losing our dam minds?
Now LED Eyelashes?..Is this what MEN are digg'n nowadays?
Technology is about 2 turn out artifical flavor lovers!!
Truth be it told, most women are more concerned with
how they look due 2 the next woman critiquing them.
O.k. do you ..it's nice 2 have choices and options,
plus some of this stuff sometimes may be fun, there
are all kinda role playing fetish zombies amongst us.
As long as errythang on a woman is artificial, she
can never trip on not having A REAL MAN, right?
REALTALK:
Ladies, "Check Yo Ingredients"
Start pheeling Ur dam self, let's make sure
we're balancing the inner with the outter
cause ..Artifical Flavor is just that!
LED Eyebrows by:
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