*ATTENTION GENTLEMEN*..
"Nuvo Is 4 Women, U Sissies!!"
Gentlemen, here lies the truth about NUVO.
.. i've been turned off on the whole Nuvo
craze that'z some how seduced alot of the male
persuasion and by putt'n itz mack down in the
clubs while becoming the backdrop 4 most RnB
and hip-hop videos n' the past year and sum
CHANGE.
As if the erryday self-proclaimed hater
of all women whom surrounds himself with
other men made from the same cloth, njoi'n
the view of each others boxer shorts while
complimenting members of their crew on 6 pax
and muscle structure was'nt suspect enuff...
?
Wuz reallly hood?
Now MORE THAN A FEW OF U sissies are openly glorifying
a pink BOttle, again -->
A PINK BOTTLE
filled with a
PINK substance composed of
spring water, vodka, sparkling French wine n'
strawberry and peach nectars.
Again.. (*blank stare*)
Gentlemans Jack is called that 4 a reason, right?
4 MEN Nuvo is the.."NOT COLA"
This past weekend I watched bottles of Nuvo
being passed around in a lounge by brothers
like it was cherished some private stock of
Glenlevit. Their appearances suddenly dimmed
like light as they became that much more ..
..soft & sweet.
If you did'nt know Nuvo was
originally SPECIFICALLY marketed to 2 WOMEN.
(as it reads on the company's site)
The bottle was intentionally made 2 resemble
a perfume bottle and YES itz still shaped like a tube
of lipstick. It's best served over ice in a champagne
flute. Let'z not 4get a portion from each bottle of
it'z proceeds go directly to women's causes.
Their 1st bottles displayed the words "For Her".
Later the company removed the "For Her" print.
*Click Image 4 Larger View*
(The last line on the bottle says "For Her")
ok, so itz 15% percent alcohol, not much
more than a bottle of Chardonnay or Pinot Noir,
perfect 4 a bachelorette or bridal shower instead
of the far played out & overrated cosmopolitian.
Actually, my nother loves it, n' i bet Barbie
and Hello Kitty probably drink this while sharing
tapas during happy hour..hahaha!
It'z the kinda drink that a man sends over
2 a woman that's his attention, it'z not
what a woman wants 2 see a dude drinking
because visually he goes from
"Clark Kent 2 Girlie Man"-
-Beautiful Chocolate 2 CHOCOLATE BUNNY
SO NOT SEXY
So would you lost azz guyz stop acting like ur
so dam tilted off NUVO, Or @ least hide the
bottle and stop boasting 'bout it like Miss Piggy.
It'z made 4 Women..U sissies! (*apply X-CLAN Voice*)
SERIOUSLY.
Gentlemen, here lies the truth about NUVO.
.. i've been turned off on the whole Nuvo
craze that'z some how seduced alot of the male
persuasion and by putt'n itz mack down in the
clubs while becoming the backdrop 4 most RnB
and hip-hop videos n' the past year and sum
CHANGE.
As if the erryday self-proclaimed hater
of all women whom surrounds himself with
other men made from the same cloth, njoi'n
the view of each others boxer shorts while
complimenting members of their crew on 6 pax
and muscle structure was'nt suspect enuff...
?
Wuz reallly hood?
Now MORE THAN A FEW OF U sissies are openly glorifying
a pink BOttle, again --> A PINK BOTTLE
filled with a PINK substance composed of
spring water, vodka, sparkling French wine n'
strawberry and peach nectars.
Again.. (*blank stare*)
Gentlemans Jack is called that 4 a reason, right?
4 MEN Nuvo is the.."NOT COLA"
This past weekend I watched bottles of Nuvo
being passed around in a lounge by brothers
like it was cherished some private stock of
Glenlevit. Their appearances suddenly dimmed
like light as they became that much more ..
..soft & sweet.
If you did'nt know Nuvo was
originally SPECIFICALLY marketed to 2 WOMEN.
(as it reads on the company's site)
The bottle was intentionally made 2 resemble
a perfume bottle and YES itz still shaped like a tube
of lipstick. It's best served over ice in a champagne
flute. Let'z not 4get a portion from each bottle of
it'z proceeds go directly to women's causes.
Their 1st bottles displayed the words "For Her".
Later the company removed the "For Her" print.
*Click Image 4 Larger View*
(The last line on the bottle says "For Her")
ok, so itz 15% percent alcohol, not much
more than a bottle of Chardonnay or Pinot Noir,
perfect 4 a bachelorette or bridal shower instead
of the far played out & overrated cosmopolitian.
Actually, my nother loves it, n' i bet Barbie
and Hello Kitty probably drink this while sharing
tapas during happy hour..hahaha!
It'z the kinda drink that a man sends over
2 a woman that's his attention, it'z not
what a woman wants 2 see a dude drinking
because visually he goes from
"Clark Kent 2 Girlie Man"-
-Beautiful Chocolate 2 CHOCOLATE BUNNY
SO NOT SEXY
So would you lost azz guyz stop acting like ur
so dam tilted off NUVO, Or @ least hide the
bottle and stop boasting 'bout it like Miss Piggy.
It'z made 4 Women..U sissies! (*apply X-CLAN Voice*)
SERIOUSLY.
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