TOP 3 Reasons Men Don't Call Women Back
I was over a friends house lastnight and he was reading some guys online column.
This morning he asked me why did'nt I ever call him, just a text once in a while
On the sidelines was this old post about why men don't call women back...hmmm...?
I've heard about this b4..hahaha, like you meet a guy--- kick it ..then never hear from him again!
It's not just men that do this 2 women either, I am a criminal of this offense.
....I even make my booty calls sign "THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT"
but let's check out (his) top reasons that men don't call women back.
Let me kno' if his reasons are anywhere near accurate..?
3 Reasons Why Men Don’t Call Back
“Why won’t you call me back?”
From a guy’s perspective, we probably hear that question about as often as Bobby Brown gets read his rights. And while Bobby’s behavior and criminal record probably have no rhyme or reason, the psychology behind us not calling you back most certainly does. Don’t believe me? Well check out my “Top Three Reasons Why Men Don’t Call Back.”
1. You aren’t who I thought you were.
After passing the initial two-minute interview and getting your number, our expectations of you are about as high as Snoop Dogg and his entourage before a show…well actually after the show too. But as soon as we get into that first phone call with you, the chemistry that was felt the night before is no longer there. Instead of being man enough to admit that we’re not feeling you anymore, our schedule suddenly becomes so hectic.
Here’s one of my favorite lines that I used before I found Jesus and became incapable of lying to women …”Baby, I want to call you, but I’m so busy. I don’t know why my job wants to keep us apart.”
So sad…(<—my sentiments exactly…)
2. You are who I thought you were.
This happens when a man sets out to sleep with a woman when he first meets her…and she lets him. Suddenly calling you back becomes about as attractive as using President Bush as your phone-a-friend option on “Who Wants to be A Millionaire.” Now don’t get me wrong, as men we do have a tendency to want things to happen rather quickly. But having quick sex with a potential mate is just not one of those things (We may say it is…it’s really not.)
3. I changed my mind.
Unfortunately, this happens to the really good catches. Oftentimes, a man can talk to you and really think you’re someone special. So special in fact, that he can actually picture himself taking you home to meet his mother. Well if a guy isn’t ready for that type of commitment, then getting close to you is about as scary as pulling out his wallet for the NYPD. So trust him when he says, “its not you, it’s me.” He’s actually telling the truth.
The Fly Guy’s Request- Now I can’t let you just sit there and not comment on today’s topic. I need all of my male readers to share their own personal reasons for not calling a woman back. On the flip side, I’d like to hear reasons why women don’t call us back. Make your voice heard today. This should be more interesting than the time I watched Ruben Studdard floss…which by the way was utterly amazing.
A LadiesTop 3 Reasons For Not Calling A Man Back
1) I wasn’t interested from the start but I gave you my number so you wouldn’t shoot me.
Brothas take rejection hard nowadays
2) You are a pain in the azz / bug-a-boo .
Need clarification on what the word means *pulls out the SAYGRITpedia*.
Someone who’s clingy, doesn’t take the hint, calls to damn much and always in grown folks business (ex. where you going, what you doing, who you wit?) Boy Bye!
3) I just wanted one thing.
...Yea I hate to admit it but women go through "IN NEED" times too and just like men,
I may be on a mission. So after you serve your purpose, I’d rather us stick to this agreement:
Don’t call me, I’ll call you. Word to the wise:
Don’t stick around for breakfast and a glass of water cause it ain’t happening..
2 of MY favorite goodbye statements are.."Your keys are by the door" and "So what are you about 2 do?"
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I was over a friends house lastnight and he was reading some guys online column.
This morning he asked me why did'nt I ever call him, just a text once in a while
On the sidelines was this old post about why men don't call women back...hmmm...?
I've heard about this b4..hahaha, like you meet a guy--- kick it ..then never hear from him again!
It's not just men that do this 2 women either, I am a criminal of this offense.
....I even make my booty calls sign "THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT"
but let's check out (his) top reasons that men don't call women back.
Let me kno' if his reasons are anywhere near accurate..?
3 Reasons Why Men Don’t Call Back
“Why won’t you call me back?”
From a guy’s perspective, we probably hear that question about as often as Bobby Brown gets read his rights. And while Bobby’s behavior and criminal record probably have no rhyme or reason, the psychology behind us not calling you back most certainly does. Don’t believe me? Well check out my “Top Three Reasons Why Men Don’t Call Back.”
1. You aren’t who I thought you were.
After passing the initial two-minute interview and getting your number, our expectations of you are about as high as Snoop Dogg and his entourage before a show…well actually after the show too. But as soon as we get into that first phone call with you, the chemistry that was felt the night before is no longer there. Instead of being man enough to admit that we’re not feeling you anymore, our schedule suddenly becomes so hectic.
Here’s one of my favorite lines that I used before I found Jesus and became incapable of lying to women …”Baby, I want to call you, but I’m so busy. I don’t know why my job wants to keep us apart.”
So sad…(<—my sentiments exactly…)
2. You are who I thought you were.
This happens when a man sets out to sleep with a woman when he first meets her…and she lets him. Suddenly calling you back becomes about as attractive as using President Bush as your phone-a-friend option on “Who Wants to be A Millionaire.” Now don’t get me wrong, as men we do have a tendency to want things to happen rather quickly. But having quick sex with a potential mate is just not one of those things (We may say it is…it’s really not.)
3. I changed my mind.
Unfortunately, this happens to the really good catches. Oftentimes, a man can talk to you and really think you’re someone special. So special in fact, that he can actually picture himself taking you home to meet his mother. Well if a guy isn’t ready for that type of commitment, then getting close to you is about as scary as pulling out his wallet for the NYPD. So trust him when he says, “its not you, it’s me.” He’s actually telling the truth.
The Fly Guy’s Request- Now I can’t let you just sit there and not comment on today’s topic. I need all of my male readers to share their own personal reasons for not calling a woman back. On the flip side, I’d like to hear reasons why women don’t call us back. Make your voice heard today. This should be more interesting than the time I watched Ruben Studdard floss…which by the way was utterly amazing.
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