"WTF...DOG WASH MACHINE?"

I will admit I'm a clean freak, and the only reason I don't or CANNOT have a cute lil pooch named KILLHER is because..1. I'm not picking up dog shit and 2. I don't play that shoes in the castle stuff, all guests must remove shoes (((PERIOD))) Could'nt have some nasty, fire hydrant using..self butt licking k9 dropping smells of all kind of nastiness in my CASTLE, Jumping in my bed with dried up outdoor or anal crud, then wanting 2 share a kiss ..This is hilarious though, a DOGGIE WASH-MACHINE? PERFECT!! Created by Frenchman Romain Jerry, some genius or completely lucky WISE ASS. says: 'It doesn't take long to wash the dog - usually a few minutes. The longest part is the drying. The dogs don't seem to get bored. They just sit there and they come out clean. 'We are really hoping it will take off and that other places will start buying in the machines. 'I would love them to be available in England within the next year or so but at the moment people are still getting used to the idea.'..(will be avail in the UK) O, Wait til PETA FINDS OUT, haha!! dailymail